Sunday, October 3, 2010

Direct Orders SON!!

You have been given Direct Orders to Rock Out! Rock out like you had a mile long fruit roll up.  Rock out like you just got a new car and it comes with Hayden Panettiere.  Rock out like your favorite band came on and it was the last song you were ever gonna here.  Rock out like....... like your foot just came free after being stuck for 4,000,000 years.  Rock out like you just won a life time shopping card to Walmart.  Rock out like you just discovered a new element.  Rock out like you were it second grade again and you didn't give a crap what other people thought about you. Rock out like you figured out that Abraham Lincoln just came alive from the dead just to talk to you.  Rock out like if you did than you would get a free game of bowling at Jack and Jills.  Like if you died but wait hold up no you didn't.  Rock out like you threw a cup cake at a kid.  Rock out like what ever you did you people would be like yeeeeaaaaahhh man thats tight.  Like you just found the last fruit snack or the last can of peaches.  Rock out like well yeah like you were almost killed by a pack of Flamingos but you dodged them.  Like you just got a free pizza.  Like you just found out Pokemon were real.  Rock out like you just met a beautiful woman.  Rock out like tomorrow was the second coming and you had a free past straight to the Celestial Kingdom.  Rock out like....... just rock out!

1 comment:

  1. Hayden Panettiere and a new car? dang son (: perfect combo... nice

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